I received this email and wanted to post this and try to find a home for this guy...
Please contact Amy at 904-246-0093 or email@example.com if you're interested in adopting Black Dog or if you happen to know his owners.
"My name is Black Dog.
Man, you were skinny, but look incredible now. Way to go dude. Props. You found some good peeps.
Now, let's talk about me. I don't know where the hell I am. I followed these two hounds and a really tall guy home two days ago in the Atlantic Beach area. I'm not sure where my family is or if they want me back. They've alerted animal control, had me scanned and put up signs. I look really good, you know - for the ladies. I'm not skinny like you were, but I'm confused as to why I'm here.
I was hoping that you could help a brutha out or at least point me in the right direction. The people I found don't want to send me to animal control because I'm really sweet and they know what happens to pits in the clink. But they can't keep me. Any ideas? I'm really the perfect dog... my favorite thing is PEOPLE I LOVE TO BE WITH PEOPLE OH MY GOD I LOVE PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE. I can sit and have pretty good manners. Might you know of anyone who would want to keep me or keep me for a bit until I find my old or a forever home?
You are an inspiration, Skeletor. Truly.
Peace and good luck with your search for a forever home. You deserve it.
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